The Complete Set of Guidelines
for
Living as a Member of the Kingdom of God
1. Remember Jesus is Lord.
2. Don't be a jerk.
Years ago I wrote (but did not publish) a Chorus named "Remember" - built around the line "Remember who you are" - Within a year someone warned me that Disney was also featuring those words in "The Lion King" - Disney, for crying out loud - I couldn't go up against DISNEY - (actually the folks at Disney have been great and have hardly trespassed on the area of Worship choruses at all, so kudos to the boys in legal).
Fast-forward to this week, when a religious group suggested some 'guidelines' that I suspect were intended as snarky ('cause snarky is very big with the young folks now). There was some intellectual congruency between their list & mine (even though they couldn't get Life handled without a third line).
HERE'S THE THING - When I came up with the guidelines above, I meant it. In succeeding years just about everything I've lived or observed has been covered by these two lines:
1. Remember Jesus is Lord.
2. Don't be a jerk.
Most misbehavior by Christians - on the Left or the Right for that matter - could have been avoided by a strict observance of the guidelines (with a special emphasis on not violating Rule #2). Look for the T-shirt soon.
2 comments:
Greetings. I found your blog by Googling on the word Naddersby, since I intend to use it as a place name in a novel I am writing. No such place (good!) but Nadderby was suggested and a click brought me here.
I like what I have read and have bookmarked.
I am a brother Christian and my name is Stephen Hayes, most people call me Steve Hayes. Do you believe in co-incidences?
kind regards.
PS Have just read your initial February 2008 post. I am the world's biggest fan of the C S Lewis science fiction trilogy, worn out 2 sets of the books. I was going to use the word Naddersby in my (CSL inspired) novel to refer to a wood near the river Nadder and had genuinely forgotten Nadderby was a place name in out of The Silent Planet.
how curious.
kindest regards.
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